Hilary Fields - Bliss

The doctor rooted through her desk drawer and came up with a business card. “However. If I might make a suggestion,” she said, offering Sera the card, “I’d say give this person a call. It might take years to see results, but it’s worth a try.”

Sera stood, accepting the little rectangle of reinforced paper, as well as the doctor’s handshake.

“Good luck, Miss Wilde. And give my regards to Pauline.”

Sera didn’t have long to wait to obey.

In the waiting room, Pauline leapt to her feet at the sight of her beloved niece. Her hair, barely confined in a messy braid, bounced down her back, trailing ribbons and tiny bells. Her breasts, even less fettered, jiggled gently against the worn green and yellow T-shirt she wore, emblazoned with “Hot Stuff” and an arrow pointing straight down. Her skirt was a calico tribute to Laura Ingalls Wilder. Her expression was anxious.

“So what’d Dr. Flores say? Isn’t she great? I knew she could fix you up, kiddo.” She patted Sera’s shoulder gingerly, as if her niece were a terminally ill patient who would shatter at the slightest hint of rough treatment. “What’d she recommend? I can lend you my Kegel exercisers if you want, but really, I should just buy you a set. I don’t know what I was thinking, I should have gotten you a whole array last Christmas!” Pauline was babbling a bit, clearly anxious.

Wordlessly, Sera handed over the card Dr. Flores had given her. Pauline took it, then blanched. “This can’t be right,” she muttered. “It says this guy is a clinical psychiatrist, specializing in Freudian analysis!”

With short, jerky movements, Sera gathered up her jacket and steered her aunt toward the door. “Not another word about orgasms, Aunt Pauline,” she growled. “Or I’ll scream. And not,” she threatened, “in a good way.”

It was just one kiss, Sera, she reminded herself as she drove the short distance from Pauline’s house to the shop. One kiss, no tongue, no reason you should have spent the last three days in a frenzy of breathless anticipation.

But she had.

And don’t forget, he practically dropped you like a hot rock afterward. If one could drop a hot rock politely. Asher had pulled away after leaving her lips in a state of emergency, his eyes shuttering and expression turning, if she had to describe it, rather mortified. He’d thanked her gallantly for the dance, even kissed her hand in a way that would have been utterly cheesy coming from another man, and promised to see her at Placita de Suerte y Sueños on Tuesday as agreed. And then he’d beat a hasty retreat.

Leaving Sera to wonder what it was about her that left everyone involved so unsatisfied.

The weather seemed to mirror her glum mood this morning. It had been showering intermittently since dawn—she’d been surprised to learn it did, in fact, rain in the high desert—and the air had taken on a distinct autumn chill. Clouds scudded across the sky, turning it a tumultuous gray as she pulled her aunt’s crappy Subaru into a parking space just outside the little shopping center. Her rental car had become too expensive to keep, and Sera hadn’t had a chance to look into a car of her own yet, though she, Hortencia, and Pauline had discussed shopping for one later this week. (Sera, who had never owned a car, was having mixed feelings of dread and delight over the prospect.) In the meanwhile, Pauline had been kind enough to lend her the shitheap, though she hadn’t come along for the ride.

Sera had wondered why Pauline had refused to join her at the store today—she’d expected her aunt to be ecstatic at the chance to wade waist deep into the plans for renovations. When Sera expressed her surprise to Hortencia that morning, the older woman had given Sera a bit of insight. “She’s letting you make Bliss your own, dear. She’s afraid that if she comes with you, she won’t be able to resist sticking her beak in your business and you’ll feel obligated to go with her ideas rather than your own. The only way she can keep her trap shut is to plant her old butt at home while you draft your plans.”

Touched, Sera had given her aunt an extra big hug on her way out, accepting Pauline’s return squeeze and “Go get ’em, kiddo,” with eyes that were just a shade misty. “I’ll be really careful with your stuff, Aunt Pauline,” she’d promised.

“Eh, junk it all, what do I care? Shovel that shit outta your way and get crackin’, cutie. Just don’t forget the back room—we agreed you’ll be leaving that alone for now, right?”

“Right, Aunt Paulie. Let the boners be. Got it. Love you, see you later!”

Now it was time to beard the boners in their den.

Sera let herself in through the wrought-iron gate and walked through the short covered arch that opened out into the placita, dodging between droplets as she emerged into the open courtyard. She nodded a friendly greeting to the earth mother fountain, whose basin looked a little fuller this morning, and breathed deep of the morning air, trying to center herself. It smelled like damp dust, if such a thing were possible—rain on dry earth, piñon and sage, and a hint of Asher’s flowering plants. Always, something of Asher seemed to find a way to insinuate itself into her awareness.

As she headed for P-HOP—gotta remember to start calling it Bliss now—Sera studiously avoided peering through the junglelike foliage covering Lyric Jewelry to see if her neighbor was around. It was early, but not too early for him to be at work. Not too early for me to start focusing on my own business either, she told herself firmly. They weren’t scheduled to get together until closer to noon, and she had buckets of work to do before then. She hitched the bundle of moving boxes and cleaning supplies higher over her shoulder and made a beeline for her store. She needed to clean out the space as best she could before Malcolm arrived this afternoon, as she was hoping to have a clear plan, at least in her mind, for where the appliances would go, and what renovations she’d be asking Malcolm to make.

For indeed, she would be employing Mr. McLeod as her contractor. His references had checked out. What little time she’d been able to steal for herself between fending off her aunt’s probing questions about her substandard sex life and trying to shut out the displays of lovey-doveyness from the recently reunited couple, she’d spent researching contractors. While there were several qualified companies in the area she could call upon, most were prohibitively expensive, and all had daunting wait lists before they could take on any new work. None could match Malcolm’s offer, and few had had a better rep—at least where it came to the quality of the actual work—than the irascible Scotsman had turned out to have.

The people she’d contacted had had quite a lot to say about McLeod himself. “Grumpy bastard,” “impossibly rude,” and “breathtakingly arrogant” were just a few of the epithets she’d collected. However, each of them had to admit, he’d done the job as promised, fulfilling even the most persnickety of requests and finishing every little detail with a professionalism that had surprised them all. “McLeod’s an evil genius,” one woman had quipped. “He renovated my entire gallery from floor joists to rafters in half the time and with half the crew anyone else could have done it. Even helped rehang the paintings afterward. And then proceeded to insult every single work of art in the place.” The woman had laughed. “I didn’t know whether to thank him for the good work or sic my dog on him!”

Sera wasn’t worried—about McLeod, at least. About hot, quickly regretted kisses with Israeli artisans… well, that was a whole other kettle of fish—one Sera didn’t intend to stir endlessly for the rest of the day. She dug Pauline’s keys out of her bag and threw open the door to her dream.

Which looked a bit of a nightmare at the moment. Kombucha cups, crumbs, and leftover leis were strewn about the place, victims of last Friday’s BRB conclave. Sera sighed, flipped on all the lights, flung the drapes wide, and grabbed a garbage bag. Then she fished her iPod out of her denim jacket and started scrolling through her playlists for the peppiest, most obnoxiously clean-inspiring music she could find.

Ear buds securely screwed in, iPod tucked in back jeans pocket, Sera lost herself in the work.

A couple hours later, she’d managed to pack up most of Pauline’s knickknacks, and she’d developed a light sheen of sweat from powering through the task with help from the Ramones, the Clash, and the Specials. Her spirits had lightened with the physical exertion, and her head was wholly focused on the job at hand and the future it promised, not on her neighbor. She’d pushed the furniture to the sides of the room until she could deal with what would stay and what had to go—a few of the armchairs were vintage cute, but most were vintage mausoleum—and she’d managed to scrub down most of the surfaces. Why I’m bothering when we’re just going to be tearing up the place, I’m not sure, she thought ruefully. But she wanted to see the space as close to pristine as possible so she could start over from scratch. She was just looking around trying to determine what to tackle next when her eye was caught by a UPS box that had been left by the front door—probably the one Asher had mentioned the day they’d first met. “Might as well see what’s in it,” Sera muttered to herself.

She grabbed her pocketknife and headed for the cardboard container. For all she knew, it could be kombucha food, or maybe matching belly-dancing outfits for the rest of the Back Room Babes.

But no. It was weenies.

Knife in one hand, packing tape sticking to her fingers, Sera stared into a carton of cock. There were glow-in-the-dark vibrators shaped like Japanese manga figurines. Glass wands Glenda the Good Witch would have blushed to wave. Double-duty probes that looked more like Joshua trees than something one ought to be filling one’s happy crevices with. Dildos, vibrators, and strap-ons packed the box to capacity. A note taped to the invoice read, in flowing cursive, “Dearest Pauline—Hope these keep you humming! (Batteries included, of course!) Love to the Babes—Your friends at the Ecstasy Emporium.” The tagline beneath the wholesaler’s logo read, “Premium Pleasures. Down and Dirty Prices.”

“Dildos,” she muttered. “Why did it have to be dildos?”

Abruptly, Sera was back in high school. Tenth grade, to be precise. Friday night, the night of the Spring Semi-Formal.

In her new flower print Betsey Johnson minidress, fishnet stockings, and favorite beat-to-shit fourteen-hole Doc Martens, she was about as fashionable as her grunge-meets-Goth sensibilities allowed her to get. She’d been primping for hours, listening to an old Alanis Morrisette CD while she tried on liquid liner (disaster) and dithered over whether the dress was too much or too little. (The way it rode up the backs of her thighs made her self-conscious, but it was that or her empire waist velour, and she’d gotten that stained with ganache when she’d foolishly chosen to wear it while baking for a class fund-raiser.)

Sera had to look her best, because tonight would officially be her first real date.

She still couldn’t believe Robbie Markham had asked her out. Robbie was cool. Robbie was an upperclassman and played for practically all the varsity teams. Robbie had a coif of floppy black hair that shaded one soulful brown eye, and when he flipped it back in that signature Robbie Markham way, all the girls would sigh. What’s more, Robbie Markham had, until this week, never deigned to notice Sera was alive. When he’d asked her to be his date to the semi-formal, Sera, who’d planned to boycott the event in favor of a night spent attempting to break the hard-crack boundary on her so-far-spotty candy-making efforts, had literally looked around behind her. But she’d had a wall of lockers at her back, and Robbie, smiling his crooked Robbie Markham™ smile, had filled her field of vision, waiting for her answer with the cocky assurance of a guy whose face was likely to appear on nearly every page of the upcoming yearbook.

“So, um… Sarah, right?”

Sera had nodded, not daring to scare him off by correcting him. Her palms felt sweaty, so she hid them behind her back, pressed flat against the cool blue-painted metal of the lockers.

“You, ah, wanna hit the semi with me?”

Sera had felt like she’d been hit by a semi. She honestly wasn’t sure if she wanted to go. She didn’t know Robbie. Dancing made her queasy. And damn it, she’d really been looking forward to seeing if she could get those caramels to firm up properly. But one didn’t say no to a date with Robbie Markham. It was a once-in-a-lifetime experience; even Sera could see that. Caramels could wait.