He looked so crestfallen that Kit interposed to ask him how he had fared at Ascot. But although he was chagrined he was not in the least embarrassed by his hostess’s forthright words. He said: “Oh, tol-lol!” in answer to Kit, but told Lady Denville that in point of fact his new corset was a replica of the one worn by the Regent, only rather larger. “For the truth is, Amabel, that I am growing to be a little too stout,” he confided earnestly.

Her eyes danced. “How can you say so? I’ll tell you what you must do: you must subsist wholly on biscuits and soda-water, as they say Lord Byron was used to do!”

He blenched perceptibly, but responded with great gallantry: “Ah, my pretty, if I could hope to win you at last I would even do that!”

“If this is a proposal of marriage, I think I ought to go away,” said Kit.

“She won’t have me,” said Sir Bonamy mournfully. He shifted his position ponderously, so that he could look at Kit, who had sat down out of the direct line of his vision. “But I’ll tell you this, Evelyn! you’ll be a lucky fellow if you get yourself leg-shackled to Stavely’s girl! They tell me she’s a very amiable, pretty young woman. She can’t hold a candle to your mother, of course, but I never saw the woman that could, which is why I’ve stayed a bachelor all my life. I could never fancy any other female. Never shall! That’s why you see me now, a lonely man, with no one to care for, and no one to care a straw for me!”

As he presented the appearance of a comfortable hedonist, Kit was bereft of words. Lady Denville, however, was not so tongue-tied. With what her undutiful son subsequently informed her was an entire absence of propriety, she exclaimed: “Well, of all the plumpers—! As though I didn’t know about the—the birds of Paradise you’ve taken under your protection any time these five-and-twenty years!

“And several of them, as I recall, were dashers of the first water—far more beautiful than I ever was!”

“No one was ever more beautiful than you, my lovely,” said Sir Bonamy simply. He heaved a deep sigh, which made the Cumberland corset creak alarmingly; but almost immediately grew more cheerful, as he disclosed to Kit that his object in coming to Hill Street was to beg him to bring his mama to a little dinner-party which he was planning to hold at the Clarendon Hotel, before he retired to Brighton for the summer months. “They have a way of cooking semelles of carp which is better than anything my Alphonse can do,” he said impressively. “You cut your carp into large collops, you know, and in a stew-pan you put butter, chopped shallots, thyme, parsley, mushrooms, and pepper and salt, of course—anyone knows that! But at the Clarendon something else is added, and devilish good it is, though I haven’t yet discovered what it may be. It is not sorrel, for I desired Alphonse to try that, and it was not the same thing at all, I wonder if it might be just a touch of chervil, and perhaps one or two tarragon-leaves?” He slewed round to smile fondly upon Lady Denville. “You will know, I dare say, my pretty! I thought I would have it removed with a fillet of veal. We must have quails: that goes without saying—and ducklings; and nothing beside except a few larded sweetbreads, and a raised pie. And for the second course just a green goose, with cauliflowers and French beans and peas, for I know you don’t care for large dinners. So I shall add only a dressed lobster, and some asparagus, and a few jellies and creams, and a basket of pastries for you to nibble at. That,” he said, beaming upon his prospective guests, ’is my notion of a neat little dinner.”

“It sounds delightful, sir,” agreed Kit. “The only thing is-’

“Yes, yes, I know what you’re going to say, my boy!” Sir Bonamy interrupted. “It wouldn’t do for a large party! But I mean only to invite three other persons, so that we shall sit down no more than six to table. And there will be side-dishes: a haunch of venison, and a braised ham, possibly. Or a dish of lamb cutlets: I must consider what would be most suitable.” A note of discontent entered his voice. “I do not consider this the season for dinners of real excellence,” he said gravely. “To be sure, few things are so good as freshly cut asparagus, to say nothing of a basket of strawberries, which I promise you, my pretty, you shall have! But only think how superior it would be if we could have some plump partridges, and a couple of braised pheasants!”

“Yes, indeed, but that wasn’t what I was about to say, sir! Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to escort Mama to your party, but it so chances that I am obliged to return to Ravenhurst almost immediately.”

“Why, whatever will you find to do there?” asked Sir Bonamy, opening his small round eyes to their widest extent.

“A great deal, I promise you,” responded Kit easily. “If Miss Stavely does me the honour to marry me, my uncle, as I dare say Mama has told you, means to wind up the Trust. There are arrangements to be made—a quantity of things to be done before I could venture to bring my bride to Ravenhurst!”

“But don’t you mean to be in Brighton this summer?” demanded Sir Bonamy, greatly astonished. “I thought you had acquired the same house on the Steyne which you rented last year!”

“Yes, so I have—and it is naturally at my mother’s disposal. I expect I shall be joining her there presently. I don’t know what her plans may be, but I can’t think that she needs my escort to your party, sir! Her poet will be delighted to take my place!”

“If you mean that silly young chough I sent to the rightabout not ten minutes before you came in, Evelyn, I won’t have him at my party!” said Sir Bonamy, roused to unwonted violence. “A fellow that knows no better than to come to visit a lady, dressed all by guess, and with a handkerchief knotted round his throat—! Ay, and what do you think he was doing when I walked in? Reading poetry to her! What a booberkin! I can tell you this, my boy: in my day we’d more rumgumption than to bore a pretty woman into a lethargy!”

“I was not in a lethargy!” stated her ladyship. “No female of my age could be bored by poems written in her honour! Particularly when the poet has been so obliging as to liken her to a daffodil!” She observed, with sparkling delight, the revulsion in both gentlemen’s faces, and added soulfully: “Tossed like a nymph in the breeze!” She went into one of her trills of laughter, as the gentlemen exchanged speaking glances. “Confess, Bonamy! you never said such a pretty thing to me!”

“Puppy!” said Sir Bonamy, his eyes kindling. “A daffodil! Good God! Well, I’ve never written a line of poetry in my life: it is not my way! But if I did write about you I shouldn’t call you a paltry daffodil! I should liken you to a rose—one of those yellow ones, with a deep golden heart, and a sweet scent!” said Sir Bonamy, warming to the theme.

“Nonsense!” she said briskly. “You would be very much more likely to call me a plump partridge, or a Spanish fritter! As for your party, I should like it of all things, and it is most vexatious of Evelyn to go into the country again, for naturally I must accompany him. It is so dreary at Ravenhurst, if one is quite alone: not that I ever have been there alone, but I have often thought how melancholy it would be if I were obliged to stay there by myself. So you will drive over from Brighton to dine with us, if you please! I expect we shall be able to set ducklings before you, though not, I fancy, quails. But certainly lobsters and asparagus!”

This ready acquiescence in his resolve to seek refuge at Ravenhurst surprised Kit. It was not until Sir Bonamy had departed that he learned the reason for it. “Dearest, did you know, then?” demanded his mother, when he returned from helping to hoist her admirer into his carriage.

“Did I know what, Mama?”

“Why, that your uncle Henry is coming to London, on a matter of business! Bonamy told me that he had heard someone say that he was coming, and he said that he would invite him to his party! To be sure, Bonamy couldn’t recall who had told him of it, but I wholly believe it, because it is just the provoking sort of thing Henry would do! When anyone would have supposed that he would be fixed in Nottinghamshire—or do I mean Northamptonshire? Oh, well, it’s of no consequence, and you will know! Wherever it was that he purchased a property when he retired! My darling, I know you have a kindness for him, but you must own that nothing could be more unfortunate than this ridiculous start! I don’t feel that he can be depended on not to recognize you, do you?”

“On the contrary!” said Kit emphatically. “He would know me within five minutes of clapping eyes on me! When is he coming to London?”

“Oh, not until next week!” she assured him. “There’s no need to be in a pucker, Kit!”

“No—not if I can get out of town!” he said. He looked at her, between amusement and exasperation. “Mama, I don’t think you can have the smallest notion of the dangers of this appalling situation! I met a friend of Evelyn’s on my way to Mount Street, and gave him the cut direct! God knows who he is! I brushed through—said I had been in the clouds, and he swallowed it. But what if he’d guessed I wasn’t Evelyn? A pretty case of pickles that would have been, wouldn’t it?”

“Yes, but he didn’t guess, and I’m persuaded no one will, except your uncle, or some particular friend of yours, and you may easily avoid them. However, I think you are very right to remove from London, for I perfectly understand that it must be very exhausting to be always on the watch for Evelyn’s friends. Not that I believe any of them would suspect a take-in. Well, look at Bonamy! I did think that he might recognize you, and I let you come into the room just to see whether he would. It wouldn’t have signified if he had, because I should have disclosed the whole to him, and he wouldn’t have breathed a word to a soul, but he hadn’t a notion!” Her eyes searched his face, trying to read his thought. She stretched out her hand, and when, with a faint, rueful smile, he took it in his, she said coaxingly: “Dearest, why do you look like that? Are you not enjoying yourself? Not at all?”

“No, Mama, I am not enjoying myself!” he replied, with admirable restraint.

“Oh, dear!” she sighed. “I thought you would! Why, you were used positively to revel in hoaxing people! Quite as much as Evelyn did! And if ever you were discovered it was always he who made the fatal slip, never you!”

His fingers closed round her hand. “Do but consider!” he begged. “In the old days we were just kicking up a lark: we never ran that rig for a serious purpose! Now, think, love! What if the fellow I met today had known me? You might trust Ripple with the truth, but how could I trust a stranger, who, for anything I know, may be no more than a chance acquaintance of Evelyn’s? The story would have been all over town by now, and what would be Miss Stavely’s feelings when it reached her ears’?”

She thought this over, and nodded. “Very true! It wouldn’t do, would it? So awkward to explain it satisfactorily! You don’t think Cressy suspects, do you?”

He shook his head. “No, because she scarcely knows Evelyn. But she’s no fool, Mama, and if she grew to know me—then she would recognize the imposture as soon as she met Evelyn again.”

“Yes, but she won’t grow to know you. You shall leave for Ravenhurst immediately, and if Evelyn hasn’t returned by then—though surely he will have done so?—I shall join you next week. It would look very particular, you know, if I were to leave London in a pelter.”

“Of course it would, and I beg you won’t do so! You need not come to Ravenhurst at all, love: you will be bored to death there!”

“Kit, how can you think me such an unnatural wretch?” she said indignantly. “It is all my fault that you are obliged to air your heels in the country, and the least I can do is to bear you company! For it isn’t as though you have a chere amie in England, which, of course, would be far more amusing for you—though I don’t think you could take her to Ravenhurst, even if you had.”

“No,” he said unsteadily. “I don’t think I could!” His gravity broke down; he went into a fit of laughter, gasping: “Oh, Mama, what next will you say? First it was Ripple’s corset, and now my chere-amie! Such a want of delicacy, love!”

“Fiddle, Kit! What a wet-goose I should be if I thought you knew nothing about the muslin company! Of course you do, though not, I fancy, as much as Evelyn does, which I am excessively thankful for. Oh, Kit, what can have happened to Evelyn? Where is he?”