He couldn't wait to get rid of her.

The woman hated everything-her mother, her sister, her job, her apartment, her six ex-boyfriends, and the key lime pie she'd ordered for dessert. Unable to stand much more of her, he quickly paid the check and drove her home. The instant he shifted the Mercedes into park, she slid across the seat. Wrapping her arms around his neck, she kissed him, thrusting her tongue into his mouth.

Chris knew he should be thinking yippee.

Instead he was thinking yuck.

He let the kiss go on for nearly a minute, hoping she'd ignite some sort of response in him, but she left him totally cold. It was as if his hormones had suddenly packed themselves up in little suitcases and left the country.

She lifted her head and stared at him briefly before scooting back to her seat. After checking her makeup in the mirror, she turned to him. "Dinner was nice, but I don't think we should see each other again."

Thank you, God. "All right." He suspected his male ego should feel deflated, but all he felt was relief. Profound relief.

"You're a nice guy," she added, apparently thinking he needed an explanation, "but there's really no spark here, you know?"

Chris just nodded, happy that she'd said it first.

She exited the car and he drove away, inhaling his first easy breath in hours.


* * *

When Chris arrived home twenty minutes later, he had two messages on his machine. Snagging a beer from the fridge, he slipped off his shoes, plopped on the sofa, and pushed the playback button.

The first message was from his mother. "Hi! It's Mom. Just calling to tell you to bring your bathing suit tomorrow. We're all looking forward to meeting your friend Melanie. And don't forget, Zoë the florist will be there, too. Looks like you'll be busy!, Bye!"

The second message kicked in. "It's Mom again. Don't forget to bring dessert!, Bye!"

Groaning, Chris stretched out his legs, laid back his head, and closed his eyes. For reasons he didn't understand, he felt irritable and out of sorts. Of course, spending the last two hours listening to Claire Morrison piss and moan about everything under the sun didn't help, but it was more than that.

It was her.

Her and her darn cookies. And those big, brown, puppy-dog eyes.

Melanie Gibson.

He couldn't seem to get the damn woman off his mind. Her, and the fact that the name Pampered Palate was so familiar. While Claire had incessantly blathered on, his thoughts had wandered to Melanie dozens of times. But what good did that do him? What was the point of thinking about a woman who was all wrong for him, and whom he'd probably never see again?

He recalled his mother's messages and puffed out a breath. Mom expected him to bring a date to the cookout tomorrow. Claire was out of the question, and being fixed up with Zoë the florist held no appeal.

Chris suddenly sat up straight. Actually, his mother didn't expect him to bring a date-she expected him to bring Melanie. If he could convince Melanie to go, he'd be saved from Zoë and satisfy his mother's matchmaking tendencies in one fell swoop. He looked at his watch. It was past eleven-too late to call Melanie. He'd have to phone her in the morning. Or even better, maybe he'd stop by her house. Offer to take a look at her car.

Yeah, that's the ticket. Fix her car, and she'll come to the cookout. Bishop, you're a genius. Everybody wins. Melanie gets her car repaired, I'm saved from the horrors of a fix-up, and Mom will get off my back about not dating.

Of course, his plan meant having to spend the day with Melanie. A slow smile spread across his face.

Oh, well. He'd suffer through it. Somehow.


* * *

At 7:45 the next morning, Melanie looked at the thermometer just outside her bedroom window and groaned. It was already eighty-six degrees. Another pizza-oven day.

She dressed in a bright lime-colored sleeveless shirt and neon tangerine shorts. She checked herself in the mirror and gave her mop of curls one last swipe with the comb. A slash of peach lipstick, scrunchy lime socks, and her beat-up Nikes, and she was ready to face the day.

Since she had an appointment with the bank tomorrow, she planned to spend this morning making sure all her business documents were in order. If all went well with the loan officer, she'd soon be buying her new catering truck. Expanding the Pampered Palate into private catering was something she desperately wanted and needed for the future of her business. In order to succeed, she had to grow.

But first, she needed caffeine. She brewed herself a cup of tea in the bright, sunny kitchen and spread the newspaper on the large, round oak table. She'd barely tasted her chamomile when the doorbell rang.

Mug in hand, she walked to the door, fully expecting to see one of her neighbors. All the neighbors knew Melanie kept a well-stocked kitchen, and someone was always stopping by to borrow a cup of this or a pinch of that. Melanie didn't mind-in fact, she enjoyed the easy camaraderie she shared with the people who lived nearby.

When she opened the door, however, it wasn't a neighbor but Christopher Bishop, a.k.a. the most beautiful man on earth, who stood on her porch.

His hair was just-out-of-the-shower damp. He wore a pale yellow Polo shirt, Docker shorts, bright white socks, and Reebok tennis shoes. A dusting of dark hair was sprinkled on the most gorgeous legs she'd ever seen on any man. And he smelled good enough to eat.

"Good morning," he said with a lopsided grin.

Melanie knew he was talking to her because she saw his lips moving, but she had no idea what he was saying. Her hormones, however, were apparently very aware that Christopher Bishop was in the area. After hibernating for more than a year, those little suckers were suddenly wide awake and anxious to be entertained.

Yesterday, the sight of Christopher Bishop had jump-started them like they'd been shot in the ass. They had started a veritable hormone-cheerleader kickline. Rah rah rah, sis-boom-bah, they yelled at the top of their tiny hormone lungs. Some action. At last.

Melanie rolled her eyes at her own thoughts. So he was gorgeous. So he smelled great. So he was nice. So what? He was a man, and therefore not to be trusted. A man who'd had a date last night, probably with some woman who'd jetted into town between modeling assignments.

She had no time, no space, and no inclination to start something with anyone. Besides, he was holding a bakery bag. Wasn't there some dire warning about men bearing gifts?

He waved his hand in front of her face. "Hello? You okay?"

Melanie mentally shook herself. "I'm fine. Just surprised to see you. Here. So early."

"I figured you were up because there was no newspaper out front." He peered around her. "Is this a bad time?"

"A bad time for what?"

He held up the bakery bag. "Breakfast."

"Breakfast?"

"Yeah. You know, that meal in the morning that starts off your day." He paused. "Can I come in?"

She opened her mouth to speak, but nothing came out. Oh boy. I'm in trouble. Big, gigantic, whopper-sized trouble. Six feet, two inches of the most delectable-looking male she'd ever clapped eyes on stood on her porch, wanting to come in. Her hormones let out a cheer and did the wave.

"Who's at the door?" came Nana's gravelly voice. She peered around Melanie. "Why, if it isn't the hunk!" Nana conducted a thorough inspection of their guest. "Wow, Mel, he's got great legs." She sniffed the air. "Do I smell doughnuts?"

Chris nodded. " Boston crème. Fresh from the oven."

Nana elbowed Melanie out of the way. "Well, come on in, honey, and bring your doughnuts. I'll put on some coffee."

He walked into the pale green tiled foyer. "I hope you don't mind me dropping by like this, but I thought you might need some help with your car."

Melanie's common sense suddenly kicked in. He'd brought breakfast and he wanted to fix her car? She narrowed her eyes and told her hormones to pipe down. Something was definitely fishy here. "Why would you want to fix my car?"

A slow, devastating smile touched his lips. "I admit I have an ulterior motive."

"Don't all men?"

He laughed. "More like a proposition."

Uh-oh. This guy probably dated supermodels-hell, be probably broke up with supermodels-and he had a proposition for her? Holy smokes. What if it was one of those propositions like Robert Redford made in Indecent Proposal-a million dollars for one night of naked splendor and unbridled lust?

Near panic set in. A million dollars? She'd never raise that kind of cash. But wait-no, she'd get the money. And get to sleep with him, too. Sweat broke out on her forehead. Her hormones switched to the Macarena.

"So what do you think?"

I think I've lost my marbles. You showed up and all my brain cells morphed into liquid and drained out of my body. She licked her dust-dry lips. "What do I think about what?"

His dark blue gaze skimmed over her, lingering on her mouth. "My proposition," he said in a deep, velvety voice that reminded Melanie of candlelight, champagne, and bubble baths. "I think it would work out well for both of us."

Her hormones abandoned the Macarena and started dancing the Peppermint Twist.

He stepped closer to her, until only a few inches separated them, his gaze fixed on her mouth. Heat radiated from his muscled body, warming her skin, and she squelched the urge to fan herself with her hand. Jeez, it's hot in here. His woodsy scent wrapped around her like a velvet cloak and it suddenly felt like all the oxygen had been sucked from the room.

"You're staring at me," he murmured, "in a very distracting way."

Ohmigod. He was going to kiss her. Right here in the foyer. He lowered his head. She was going to run. She was going to faint. She was going to-

"Coffee's ready!" Nana yelled.

Melanie jumped back with a gasp. Her hormones groaned in protest.

"Coffee's ready," she repeated in a shaky voice.

"Coffee. Right. That's exactly what I wanted. Coffee."

Melanie led him into the kitchen, mentally berating herself the whole way. This guy was dan-ger-ous. Yipes. Another second and he would have kissed her. If not for Nana's announcement, Melanie knew she would, at this very moment, be on the receiving end of what she had no doubt would have been a mind-blowing kiss. She could almost feel the warm caress of his sensuous mouth. Drat! I mean, good thing Nana spoke when she did. Her lips still tingled at the thought.

"Nice place," he said, settling his tall frame into one of the chintz-patterned chairs. "Very homey and cozy."

Melanie arranged the doughnuts on a serving plate while Nana poured the coffee into thick blue and yellow mugs.

"Mel was kind enough to let me move in with her a couple years back," Nana said. "I used to live in one of those retirement places in Florida, but I hated it. Nothin' but a bunch of hypochondriac old fogeys down there." She bit into a chocolate-iced doughnut and hummed her appreciation.

Sipping her coffee, Melanie stole glimpses of Chris over the edge of her mug. He carried on an easy banter with Nana, telling her about his three married sisters and his younger brother. He genuinely seemed to enjoy her company.

Melanie hadn't dated much since breaking off her engagement to her philandering ex-fiancé over a year ago. In fact she'd gone on exactly three dates, all of them disasters, all forced on her by well-meaning friends. Aside from the fact that she hadn't wanted to date those men in the first place, her biggest problem with them was that they all objected to Nana.

None of them, including Todd, her ex-fiancé, would spare Nana more than a quick hello. Todd considered her a troublesome old lady, and the three dates had grumbled that Nana cramped their style. Well, Nana was not only Melanie's roommate, she was Melanie's best friend. And if you didn't like Nana, then the heck with ya.

But that didn't seem to be the case with Chris. He and Nana were yakking like they'd known each other for years. His warm, easygoing manner and teasing smile were a true surprise to Melanie. He couldn't really be a nice guy, could he? All that male pulchritude and nice? Nah. Impossible.

He threw back his head and laughed at something Nana said, and Melanie shook her head in wonder. If he wasn't nice, he was doing a damn good imitation of it. Darn it! He had to be a creep. She wanted him to be a creep. She needed a reason to tell him to get lost so her hormones would sit down and shut up.