It wasn’t until he sauntered over to where I was unchaining my bike from the ornate iron rack it was locked to that I lost it.

“Seriously, Tommy,” I said, straightening up from where I’d been bending over my combination lock.

“It’s Tom now,” he said calmly. He’d slipped a pair of Ray-Bans over his eyes, so I couldn’t see what color they were today. But I was guessing amber.

“Tom. Whatever,” I said. “What do you want from me?”

He didn’t look the slightest bit ruffled by my question. He didn’t even bother to answer it. “What are those prints for? The ones you just picked up?”

“I–I don’t know.” The question threw me. We weren’t talking about me. We were talking about him. And what a freak he is.Still is. “Are you trying to get back at me for not hanging out with you anymore after the whole cheating scandal came out? Is that it?”

“So are you going to have a show?” Tommy wanted to know. “A photography show? As your talent for the pageant?”

I kept right on staring at him. “Ashow? What are you talking about? No, I’m not going to have a photography show for my talent. Are you insane? Did you even hear what I said before? What was I supposed to do, Tommy? You were a social pariah.”

He ignored my question about his mental health. Also the part about being a pariah.

“Why not?” he asked, apparently in reference to my having a photography show. “You should. Those photographs are really good, Katie. Well, the ones with people in them.”

Okay. Now this was just too weird. He was giving mepageant tips?

“First of all,” I said, bending down to yank my bike lock from the rack, “since when do you know anything about photography? And second of all, you have toperform something at a beauty pageant. You have to sing or dance or something.”

Tommy’s eyebrows went up. “Wait…you’re singing?”

I glared at him. I can’t believe he remembered that I’m tone deaf.

No. Wait. I can, actually. Leave it to Tommy Sullivan to remember everynegative thing there is to know about me.

“I’m not,” I said. “I’m playing piano.”

His eyebrows went up even further. “Oh, God. Not ‘I’ve Got Rhythm.’”

I couldn’t believe it. Truly. I couldn’tbelieve he remembered.

“What?” I demanded. “I’ve gotten a lot better at it since eighth grade, you know.”

“I’ve never understood your obsession with that song,” Tommy said, shaking his head. “Especially since you don’t have any.”

“Any what?” I asked.

“Rhythm,” he said.

“I do so!” Now Ireally couldn’t believe it. “God, Tommy! And for your information, I didnot want you to kiss me last night, okay? I already have a boyfriend.”

“Two of them,” Tommy reminded me.

“Exactly. Whatever you think was going on last night…well, it wasn’t. It was all in your imagination. I mean, don’t even flatter yourself.”

“And here comes one of them now,” Tommy said.

“One of what?”

“Your boyfriends.”

I followed his gaze, and nearly choked on my own spit. Eric Fluteley was pulling up beside us in his dad’s convertible BMW.

“Katie,” he said, when he’d come up alongside the sidewalk. “There you are. I’ve been calling you all morning. Don’t you have your phone on?”

I said my favorite curse word (inside my head, though, since Quahog Princesses don’t swear), and reached into my bag. My phone was off. As usual.

“Sorry,” I said, pressing thePOWER button. “I forgot.”

“Thought so,” Eric said, with a friendly smile at Tommy, as if to say,Isn’t she cute? It was clear he had no idea who Tommy was, even though the three of us had been in many of the same classes in middle school. “I was wondering if you were going to be around later. I’m having trouble figuring out which of those headshots you took to use with my college apps, and was hoping you could come over to help me figure it out.”

Which was Eric Fluteley code forcome over to make out with me while my parents aren’t home.

“Uh,” I said, flushing. Because all this was doing was giving Tommy more ammunition to use against me. Even though he was unfamiliar with Eric Fluteley code. Still, I figured he wouldn’t have any trouble figuring it out, since college apps weren’t due for months. “I can’t today, Eric. I’ve got Quahog Princess rehearsal.”

“Oh, right,” Eric said, laughing in a very fakey way. “How could I forget? I guess I’ll see you there. Morgan Castle asked me to be her escort, you know.”

“I know,” I said flatly. Really, he was enjoying this whole make-Katie-jealous-by-hanging-out-with-Morgan-Castle thing a little too much.

“But you’ll be at the Gulp later, won’t you?” Eric asked in a way-too-casual voice.

“Uh.” I couldn’t believe this was happening. That the guy I was cheating on my boyfriend with was trying to make an appointment for more cheating…right in front of Tommy Sullivan. And he didn’t even know it. “Yeah. But. Um.”

To my astonishment, Tommy Sullivan came to my rescue.

“Is this the Z4?” he asked Eric, indicating the car Eric was driving.

“Uh,” Eric said, looking at him. “Yeah, it is. It’s my dad’s. Hey…do I know you from somewhere, dude? You look familiar.”

And before I could stop him, Tommy was leaning over the side of Eric’s car with his right hand extended. “Sure, you know me, Eric. Tom Sullivan.”

I closed my eyes. I closed them because I was pretty certain a gigantic chasm-size void had just opened up beneath my feet, and that I was about to be sucked down into it.

Because Eric Fluteley only has the biggest mouth in the entire town (well, except for Sidney). The only reason he hasn’t told everyone in Eastport about our extracurricular activities behind the emergency generator is because I told him if he did, he’d have to pay a professional photographer to do his headshots. And that could run into thousands of dollars.

But when I opened my eyes again a second later, I saw there was no chasm-size void before me…just Post Road, Eastport’s main drag, with Eric Fluteley in his BMW, and Tommy Sullivan standing on the sidewalk next to me.

“Tommy?”Eric actually tipped down his sunglasses to get a better look at the guy whose hand he was shaking.“Sullivan?”

“It’s Tom now, actually,” Tommy said, sounding amused by Eric’s stunned tone. “But yeah. It’s me.”

“Holy—” Eric said one of the words I, as a candidate for Quahog Princess, have forbidden myself from using. “What are you doing back in town, man?”

“He’s going to be enrolling at Eastport High in the fall,” I said quickly, before Tommy could volunteer the information.

“Really?” The corners of Eric’s mouth twitched. You could tell he was totally enjoying this. Eric, being concerned only with Eric, doesn’t have any sort of feelings for the Quahogs either way. To him, the whole football thing is just a nuisance that takes people’s attention away from him. “Well, things get rough, and you need a hand, let me know. I took self-defense at the Y this summer, to help hone my stage-fighting techniques.”

Seriously. Sometimes I wonder why I even let him kiss me.

Although at least when we’re busy making out, he can’t say anything, as his tongue is otherwise occupied.

“Uh, I think I’ll be all right,” Tommy said, obviously trying not to laugh. Because the idea of Eric Fluteley fighting anyone is patently absurd. He’d be so afraid of getting his — admittedly gorgeous — face damaged, he’d be of no practical use.

“Well, you’re a braver man than I. I’ll give you that,” Eric said with a hearty laugh.

A PT Cruiser pulled up behind Eric’s BMW and, because he wasn’t moving, honked. Eric looked behind him, then said, “I better get going. See you at rehearsal, Katie. Nice seeing you again, Tommy. Good luck. You’re going to need it.”

“Thanks,” Tommy said, as a still-grinning Eric cruised away. As soon as he was out of earshot, Tommy turned to me and said, “Seriously. You actuallylike that guy?”

“He appreciates my skills with a camera,” I insisted. “Which is more than I can say for a lot of people in this town, who wouldn’t know the difference between a headshot and a seascape.”

“I’m kind of doubting it’s your skills with acamera he appreciates most,” Tommy said dryly.

Giving him a dirty look, I tugged on my bike helmet and, climbing onto my seat, said, as regally as possible for someone straddling a three-speed, “For your information, I amnot that type of girl. I don’t know what youthink you saw behind that emergency generator, but it was only kissing. Something you’re not going to be doing any of with me, by the way.”

“You bring up kissing me an awful lot for someone who claims not to be interested in actually doing it,” Tommy said, looking highly amused. “‘The lady doth protest too much, methinks.’”

Furious, I yanked my bike around so it was facing in the opposite direction. I meant to start pedaling away from him without another word. But something made me turn around and ask him angrily, “Tommy, just tell me what you’re doing back here. Is it because you want revenge?”

After which, of course, I could have kicked myself. Because what was he going to say?Yes, Katie, I’m here to get revenge for that thing you did which you don’t know that I know you did, but I do know, and I’m going to take you down for it?

Of course he wasn’t going to admit it. Because then I’d start taking evasive action.

Not surprisingly, he played dumb, raising both his eyebrows and going, “Revenge? On whom? And what for?”

But for once I managed to keep my mouth shut, and instead of being all, “You know what for,” I just pedaled away. Which took a lot of self-control, considering what I wanted to do, which was invite him to come make out with me behind the emergency generator outside the Gull ’n Gulp later.

I know. I seriously need to just give up men entirely. I wonder if Episcopalians can enter convents?

Ten

Eastport takes its annual quahog festival and town fair very seriously. It draws in thousands of tourists and, therefore, millions of dollars of revenue. I have learned from my experience in the food-service industry that people will pretty much put anything into their mouths if it’s been dipped in batter, then dropped into a deep fryer (quahog fritters).

And apparently they’ll pretty much buy anything that has a quaint lighthouse or seagulls painted on it. Better yet, if it has the wordsEastport Quahog Festival printed on it (visors, mugs, T-shirts, even thongs).

Because where else are you going to find a quahog festival? (There’s one in Rhode Island, actually. But nobody in Eastport appreciates it when you mention this.)

To that end, the town council cordons off Eastport Park, across from the courthouse, the day before the festival begins, so they can start setting up all the tables that will be serving food during the Taste of Eastport, and the booths that will be selling quahog souvenirs, beer, and other assorted tchotchkes.

But one of the other good things about riding a bike is that you can pretty much dodge around any kind of barrier set up to keep vehicular traffic out of places. Which is what I did in order to get to the end of the park, where they’d set up the temporary stage in front an enormous white tent (which was there for the pageant contestants to change costumes in, before coming out onto the stage), where the Quahog Princess pageant was being held.

I was way early for rehearsal, of course. Another thing about riding a bike is that you never have to waste time looking for a parking space. I locked up to a nearby park bench (something I wouldn’t have dared to do on a normal day, but since the park was technically closed to the public, I knew there wouldn’t be anybody to yell at me for it) and slipped into one of the metal folding chairs that had been set up for the pageant’s audience, hoping I’d escaped the notice of Ms. Hayes, the pageant director.

Yeah. The Quahog Princess pageant is run by the wife of the coach of the Quahog football team, who is also our school’s drama director. Ms. Hayes, a former Quahog Princess herself, parlayed her win into a shot at Miss Connecticut, and when she won that, at Miss America. She didn’t win that crown, but she made it into the top five semifinalists through her crafty utilization of double-sided tape. She’s still definitely the most glamorous woman in Eastport — if by glamorous you mean big hair and pink Lilly Pulitzer capri pants, of which Ms. Hayes is fond. Eric, of course, adores her.