'It's not that important,' I hear myself mumbling.

'I don't believe that,' he says nicely.

Oh, now I feel awful. I glance up – and thank goodness, it's my stop.

'Good luck,' I say, hastily getting up. 'I really hope you get there in time.'

As I walk along the pavement I'm feeling a bit shamefaced. Maybe I should have got out my hundred and twenty quid and given it to that man for his baby, instead of buying a pointless scarf. I mean, when you think about it, what's more important? Clothes – or the miracle of new life?

As I ponder this issue, I feel quite deep and philosophical. In fact I'm so engrossed, I almost walk past my turning. But I look up just in time and turn the corner – and feel a jolt. There's a girl coming towards me and she's carrying a Denny and George carrier bag. And suddenly everything is swept from my mind.

Oh my God.

What if she's got my scarf? 

What if she asked for it specially and that assistant sold it to her, thinking I wasn't going to come back?

My heart starts to beat in panic and I begin to stride along the street towards the shop. As I arrive at the door and push it open, I can barely breathe for fear.

What if it's gone? What will I do?

But the blond girl smiles as I enter. 'Hi!' she says. 'It's waiting for you.'

'Oh thanks,' I say in relief and subside weakly against the counter.

I honestly feel as though I've run an assault course to get here. In fact I think they should list shopping under cardiovascular activity. My heart never beats as fast as it does when I see a 'reduced by 50 per cent' sign.

I count out the money in tens and twenties and wait, almost shivering as she ducks behind the counter and produces the green box. She slides it into a thick glossy bag with dark green cord handles and hands it to me. I almost want to close my eyes, the feeling is so wonderful.

That moment. That instant when your fingers curl round the handles of a shiny, uncreased bag – and all the gorgeous new things inside it become yours.

What's it like? It's like going hungry for days, then cramming your mouth full of warm buttered toast. It's like waking up and realizing it's the weekend. It's like the better moments of sex. Everything else is blocked out of your mind. It's pure, selfish pleasure.

I walk slowly out of the shop, still in a haze of delight. I've got a Denny and George scarf. I've got a Denny and George scarf! I've got 

'Rebecca.' A man's voice interrupts my thoughts. I look up and my stomach gives a lurch of horror. It's Luke Brandon.

Luke Brandon is standing on the street, right in front of me, and he's staring down at my carrier bag. I feel myself growing lustered. What's he doing here on the pavement anyway? Don't people like that have chauffeurs? Shouldn't he be whisking off to some vital reception or something?

'Did you get it all right?' he says, frowning slightly.

'What?'

'Your aunt's present.'

'Oh yes,' I say, and swallow. 'Yes I… I got it.'

'Is that it?' He gestures to the bag and I feel my cheeks flame red.

'Yes,' I say eventually. 'I thought a… a scarf would be nice.'

'Very generous of you. Denny and George.' He raises his eyebrows. 'Your aunt must be a stylish lady.'

'She is,' I say, and clear my throat. 'She's terribly creative and original.'

'I'm sure she is,' said Luke, and pauses. 'What's her name?'

Oh God. I should have run as soon as I saw him, while I had a chance. Now I'm paralysed. I can't think of a single female name.

'Erm…Ermintrude,' I hear myself saying.

'Aunt Ermintrude,' said Luke thoughtfully. 'Well, give her my best wishes.'

He nods at me, and walks off, and I stare after him, trying to work out if he guessed or not.

Three

I walk through the door of our flat, Suze looks up – and the first thing she says is, 'Denny and George! Becky, you're not serious.'

'Yes,' I say, grinning from ear to ear. 'I bought myself a scarf.'

'Show me!' says Suze, unwinding herself from the sofa. 'Show-me-show-me-show-me!' She comes over and starts tugging at the strings of the carrier. 'I want to see your new scarf! Show me!'

This is why I love sharing a flat with Suze. Julia, my old flatmate, would have wrinkled her brow and said, 'Denny and who?' or 'That's a lot of money for a scarf.'

But Suze completely and utterly understands. If anything, she's worse than me.

But then, she can afford to be. Although she's twenty-five, like me, her parents still give her pocket money. It's called an 'allowance' and apparently comes from some family trust – but as far as I can see, it's pocket money. Her parents also bought her a flat in Fulham as a twenty-first birthday present and she's been living in it ever since, half working and half dossing about.

She was in PR for a (very) short while, and that's when I met her, on a press trip to Guernsey. As a matter of fact, she was working for Brandon Communications.

Without being rude – she admits it herself– she was the worst PR girl I've ever come across. She completely forgot which bank she was supposed to be promoting, and started talking enthusiastically about one of their competitors. The man from the bank looked crosser and crosser, while all the journalists pissed themselves laughing. Suze got in big trouble over that. In fact, that's when she decided PR wasn't the career for her. (The other way of putting it is that Luke Brandon gave her the sack as soon as they got back to London. Another reason not to like him.)

But the two of us had a whale of a time sloshing back wine until the early hours, and kept in touch ever since. Then, when Julia suddenly upped and ran off with the professor supervising her PhD (she was a dark horse, that one), Suze suggested I move in with her. I'm sure the rent she charges is too low, but I've never insisted I pay the full market rate, because I couldn't afford it. As market rates go, I'm nearer Elephant and Castle than Fulham on my salary. How can normal people afford to live in such hideously expensive places? I can never fathom it.

'Bex, open it up!' Suze is begging. 'Let me see!' She's grabbing inside the bag with eager long fingers, and I pull it away quickly before she rips it. This bag is going on the back of a door along with my other prestige carrier bags, to be used in a casual manner when I need to impress. (Thank God they didn't print special ' Sale ' bags. I hate shops which do that. What's the point of having a posh bag with ' Sale ' splashed all over it? You might as well splash 'Cheapskate'.)

Very slowly, I take the dark green box out of the bag, remove the lid and unfold the tissue paper. Then, almost reverentially, I lift up the scarf. It's beautiful. It's even more beautiful here than it was in the shop.

I drape it around my neck and grin stupidly at Suze.

'Oh Bex,' she murmurs. 'It's gorgeous!'

For a moment we are both silent. We’re communing with a higher being: the God of Shopping.

Then Suze has to go and ruin it all.

'You can wear it to see James this weekend,' she says.

'I can't,' I say almost crossly, taking it off again. 'I'm not seeing him.'

'How come?'

'I'm not seeing him any more.' I try to give a nonchalant shrug.

'Really?' Suze's eyes widen. 'Why not? You didn't tell me!'

'I know.' I look away from her eager gaze. 'It's a bit… awkward.'

'Did you chuck him? You hadn't even shagged him!'

Suze's voice is rising in excitement. She's desperate to know. But am I desperate to tell? For a moment I consider being discreet. Then I think, oh what the hell?

'I know,' I say. 'That was the problem.'

'What do you mean?' Suze leans forward. 'Bex, what are you talking about?'

I take a deep breath and turn to face her.

'He didn't want to.'

'Didn't fancy you?'

'No. He…' I close my eyes, barely able to believe this myself. 'He doesn't believe in sex before marriage.'

'You're joking.' I open my eyes to see Suze looking at me in horror – as if she's just heard the worst profanity known to mankind. 'You are joking, Becky.' She's actually pleading with me.

'I'm not.' I manage a weak smile. 'It was a bit embarrassing, actually. I kind of… pounced on him, and he had to fight me off.'

The cringingly awful memory which I had successfully suppressed starts to resurface. I'd met James at a party a few weeks back, and this was the crucial third date. We'd been out for a really nice meal, which he'd insisted on paying for, and had gone back to his place, and had ended up kissing on the sofa.

Well, what was I supposed to think? There he was, there I was – and make no mistake, if his mind was saying no, his body was certainly saying yes, yes, yes.

So, being a modern girl, I reached for his trouser zip and began to pull it down. When he reached down and brushed me aside I thought he was playing games, and carried on, even more enthusiastically than before.

Thinking back, perhaps it took me longer than it should have to twig that he wasn't playing ball, so to speak. In fact, he actually had to punch me in the face to get me off him – although he was very apologetic about it afterwards.

Suze is gazing at me incredulously. Then she breaks into gurgles of laughter.

'He had to fight you off?. Bex, you man-eater!'

'Don't!' I protest. 'He was really sweet about it. He said, was I prepared to wait for him?'

'And you said, not bloody likely!'

'Sort of.' I look away.

In fact, carried away with the moment, I seem to remember issuing him a bit of a challenge. 'Resist me now if you can, James,' I recall saying in a husky voice, gazing at him with what I thought were limpid, sexual eyes. 'But you'll be knocking at my door within the week. '

Well, it's been over a week now, and I haven't heard a peep. Which, if you think about it, is pretty unflattering.

'But that's hideous!' Suze is saying. 'What about sexual compatibility?'

'Dunno.' I shrug. 'I guess he's willing to take that gamble.' Suze gives a sudden giggle.

'Did you get a look at his…’

'No! He wouldn't let me near it!'

'But could you feel it? Was it tiny?' Suze's eyes gleam wickedly. 'I bet it's titchy. He's hoping to kid some poor girl into marrying him and being stuck with a titchy dodger all her life. Narrow escape, Bex!' She reaches for her packet of Silk Cut and lights up.

'Stay away!' I say irritably. 'I don't want my scarf smelling of smoke!'

'So what are you doing this weekend?' she asks, taking a drag. 'Will you be OK? Do you want to come down to the country?'

This is how Suze always refers to her family's second home in Hampshire. The country. As though her parents own some small, independent nation nobody else knows about.

'No, it's OK,' I say, morosely picking up the TV 'I'm going to visit my parents.'

'Oh well,' says Suze. 'Give your mum my love.'

'I will,' I say. 'And you give my love to Pepper.'

Pepper is Suze's horse. She rides him about three uggest times a year, if that, but whenever her parents start selling him she gets all hysterical. Apparently he costs ?15,000 a year to run. Fifteen thousand pounds. And what does he do for his money? Just stands in a stable and eats apples. I wouldn't mind being a horse.

'Oh yeah, that reminds me,' says Suze. 'The council tax bill came in. It's three hundred each.'

'Three hundred pounds?' I look at her in dismay. 'What, straight away?'

'Yeah. Actually, it's late. Just write me a cheque or something.'

'Fine,' I say airily. 'Three hundred quid coming up.' I reach for my bag and write a cheque out straight away. Suze is so generous about the rent, I always pay my share of the bills, and sometimes add a bit extra.

But still, I'm feeling cold as I hand it over. Three hundred pounds gone, just like that. And I've still got that bloody VISA bill to think of. Not a great month.

'Oh, and someone called,' adds Suze, and squints at a piece of paper. 'Erica Parsnip. Is that right?'

'Erica Parsnip?' Sometimes I think Suze's mind has been expanded just a little too often.

'Parnell. Erica Parnell from Endwich Bank. Can you call her.'

I stare at Suze, frozen in horror.

'She called here? She called this number?'

'Yes. This afternoon.'

'Oh shit.' My heart starts to thump. 'What did you say? Did you say I've got glandular fever?'