“Geoff does a smashing Fouché impression,” volunteered Miles.

Five indignant pairs of eyes glowered at him. “I was serious!” Miles protested. “He does! And who better to have free access to the Ministry of Police than the Minister of Police? Think about it!”

Jane shook her head regretfully. “Unfortunately, Lord Pinchingdale-Snipe doesn’t look at all like M Fouché.”

“A large hat?”

“Miss Wooliston is right,” countered Geoff, gulping down his third cup of tea in as many minutes. “Even a big hat can’t disguise our differences in height, and the sentries there see him often enough to have a pretty good idea of what he looks like.”

Amy stood abruptly. “Let’s just think of something, for heaven’s sake! Haven’t you rescued people before?”

Geoff perked up for a moment, then shook his head. “Only from the Bastille. We’ve never tried to get anyone out of Delaroche’s lair.”

On that deflating note, Lord Uppington entered. It was plain to see from the droop of his shoulders that his own task had been equally fruitless.

“Whitworth was no help,” he said wearily. “He had some sort of row with Bonaparte the other night—over Malta, he said. He was all but packing his own bags when I called. There’s nothing he can do for Richard.”

“So we are on our own,” said Lady Uppington. “As we expected.”

The marquess took her hand and squeezed it. “As we expected, my dear.” He cast a keen look at Geoff. “I suppose this Delaroche chap won’t be susceptible to bribery.”

“Not a chance of it, sir.”

“I feared as much. There’s nothing worse than an incorruptible madman.”

Jane’s lashes lifted over clear gray eyes. “There might be another solution, sir. Amy, do you remember the soot on our teeth?” she asked in the infuriatingly enigmatic way she had whenever she had a truly inspired idea.

Amy nodded hesitantly, trying to figure out what Jane could mean by it. “Yes, of course. When we used to . . . Oh! Servants! That’s it!”

“Could you enlighten the rest of us?” asked Miles.

“Do you want to use servants to storm the ministry and rescue Richard?” Henrietta looked up interestedly from her cup of tea. “That would be splendid.”

“No.” Amy shook her head so rapidly she knocked off her cap. “We could be servants. Surely someone must clean the Ministry? And who would ever look at a charwoman with a bucket? Jane, you’re brilliant!”

“An excellent idea!” seconded Lady Uppington. “You’re quite right. Nobody ever looks closely at staff. Geoff, dear, you can forge us some sort of pass, can’t you?”

“I do have a copy of Delaroche’s seal,” Geoff admitted, “but, surely, you can’t be thinking of going yourself?”

The room broke into an alarming hullabaloo as Lord Uppington, Geoff, and Miles tried to remonstrate with Lady Uppington and Amy—as Amy quickly made quite clear that the only way to prevent her going was to lock her in a tower without doors or windows, of which there were few in the vicinity. Miles kept insisting that as Richard’s best friend, he really ought to go; the marquess thumped for his paternal privileges; and Geoff’s usually quiet voice rose to unusual levels as he reminded them all that only he actually knew where Richard was being kept.

“You would all make appalling women.” Lady Uppington cut forcibly through the babble. “And if Amy and I are caught—yes, I do admit the possibility!—they are far more likely to deal leniently with us than with you.”

“Besides,” pointed out Jane coolly, “someone still needs to intercept the Swiss gold.”

“Oh hell,” Miles groaned. “The Swiss gold.”

“The Pink Carnation will steal the gold just as we planned,” Jane said firmly. “With the Purple Gentian incarcerated, there’s all the more need for the Pink Carnation. But if Amy is rescuing Lord Richard, we need a replacement for her.”

Miles nodded, hair flopping up and down over his brow. “Count me in.”

“And me!” chimed in Henrietta.

“You,” said Lady Uppington tersely, “are staying home. One child in the hands of the French is more than enough for any mother to have to bear. It’s settled, then,” she said, before Henrietta could launch into full-scale protest. “Amy and I will rescue Richard; Geoff, I believe you should come along with us as guide; Miles, Jane, and Uppington will intercept the Swiss gold. Shall we?”

The entire party surged to their feet, shoving teacups back on the tray, and quibbling over details. Amy declared her intent to get clothes from the servants’ quarters; Jane directed a footman to take a note to Miss Gwen to alert her to join them at Lord Richard’s house; and Henrietta’s voice rose in agitated protest.

“But, Mama . . .”

“No buts, Henrietta!”

Henrietta pressed her lips together in extreme irritation. “I’m not going to waste time by teasing to come along. But you’ve all forgotten something. How are we going to get Richard out of Paris?”

Miles dropped his teacup. The point was so simple, and so essential, that Amy couldn’t believe that none of them had thought of it. From the looks of stupefaction on the faces of Richard’s family and friends, none of them had considered it either. Perhaps, thought Amy rapidly, they could secrete Richard in the Hotel de Balcourt till the hullabaloo quieted down and the French agents had some other poor hero to persecute.

Jane suddenly smiled. “Oh, I think we have an answer to that. There is a certain gentleman of our acquaintance who possesses both a carriage and a boat, which I believe he will be more than happy to place at our disposal.”

“Marston!” exclaimed Amy.

“The very one,” agreed Jane. “If someone would be so kind as to remind him of some papers of his I hold, I have no doubt he’ll be agreeable.”

“Give me his direction, and I’ll see to him.” Lord Uppington strode across the room to Jane.

Jane nodded her thanks. “It might be wise to take the precaution of replacing Marston’s coachman and sending some of our own men ahead to Calais to secure the boat. I wouldn’t trust Mr. Marston’s word.”

Miles, for once all seriousness, yanked the bellpull. “Richard’s coachman can take care of the carriage, and Stiles and five of the footmen can ride ahead for the boat. I’ll speak to them directly.”

“Can we go now?” prompted Amy anxiously, halfway out the door.

Following her, Lady Uppington stuck her head around the door of the drawing room one last time.

“Have the carriage brought to the Hotel de Balcourt,” instructed Lady Uppington. “If these French have any sense, they’ll be watching this house. I don’t think they have much in the way of sense, but we can’t rely on that. We’ll meet you there by one. If we’re not there . . .”

Amy hurried ahead of Lady Uppington towards the servants’ quarters, blocking out her last words. That the plan might go awry was not to be thought of. Any more than she could bear to think of what Delaroche might be doing to Richard at this very moment.

Chapter Thirty-Seven

Booted feet slapped to a stop outside the door of Richard’s cell. Levering himself on his bound wrists, he wriggled to a standing position from the floor where the guards had thrown him with unnecessary force several hours before. He had informed them that the use of that much force was a waste of their energies, but they had just grunted in response to his kindly professional advice. They had also proved churlish in not giving him opportunity for the escape ploy in which they bent over to untie him, and he bashed them over the head with his bound wrists, then stole their clothes. A pity, that. It had worked so well in 1801. Maybe the word had spread. At any rate, they had avoided that prospect by simply declining to untie him. So Richard had spent the past several hours reclining, still bound, on the straw-scattered floor, his mind turning anxiously elsewhere. Not to Delaroche and the tortures the disturbed little man was arranging for him, but to Amy, lying bound and helpless on the cobblestones outside Delaroche’s lodging.

A key squeaked in the lock. The door shuddered. “Open it, you fools!” a voice thundered.

“Um, it’s stuck, sir,” someone quavered.

A very loud curse from the other side of the door, and then the door shuddered again and popped open. Two sentries tumbled to the floor. Behind them stood . . . Delaroche. He really ought to be a comical figure, Richard thought. Small and skinny, dressed all in black like a cut-rate Oliver Cromwell, strutting forward in boots that could use a polish. Richard hopped forward on his hobbled legs and executed what he hoped was a mocking bow.

“So,” Delaroche snarled, “we meet at last.”

“Actually,” Richard responded blandly, “I believe we were first introduced at Mme Bonaparte’s salon, if I remember correctly.”

“Your powerful friends cannot help you here. You are in my domain now.” Delaroche laughed. Evilly.

“You should really get that rattle in your throat looked at,” suggested Richard, peering earnestly at Delaroche. “It must be from all this loafing about in drafty dungeons. Terrible for your health, you know.”

“It is your health you should fear for.” The evil laughter was beginning to grate on Richard’s nerves. Not to mention that his neck hurt from trying to keep an eye on Delaroche as the man paced in circles around him, his boots crunching on the straw and debris scattered about the floor.

Delaroche strode on bandy legs to the door, clapped his hands together, and bellowed, “Prepare the interrogation chamber!”

“The regular interrogation chamber, sir?” one guard ventured, keeping well on the other side of the stone doorframe.

“Oh no.” Delaroche unleashed another of his humorless laughs. “Take him to the extra-special interrogation chamber!”

It didn’t raise Richard’s spirits that the guard himself blanched at the suggestion.

Down several flights of stairs, nestled in a catacomb of underground cells, Delaroche flung open the door of his extra-special interrogation chamber with housewifely pride.

“Behold!” Delaroche crowed, as the guards gave Richard a little push towards the center of the room, fleeing back towards the corridor.

Skidding a bit on the straw that covered the floor, Richard beheld. He and Geoff had heard rumors about the extra-special interrogation chamber—it was the sort of thing that was whispered from agent to agent—and had even speculated on breaking into it, as part of their what-can-we-do-to-annoy-the-Ministry-of-Police campaign. But they had never gotten around to it. And Richard had always, in the back of his mind, assumed that the whole extra-special interrogation chamber was most likely a rumor fabricated to terrify the enemies of the Republic. Sure, maybe Delaroche had a little room somewhere where he quizzed his hapless victims; maybe he even owned a pair of thumbscrews; but a whole torture chamber? The whole idea was just too medieval, too melodramatic, too . . . Delaroche.

Damn. He should have known better.

“Friends of yours?” he inquired, waving a hand at the skulls standing on pikes around the walls.

“No,” Delaroche bit out. “But they’ll soon be friends of yours.”

Richard didn’t much care for the sound of that. He was also running out of dazzling repartee in the face of what looked like an increasingly bleak situation. Delaroche was more of a madman than even he had realized. While the skulls might be a bit dusty, the extensive collection of torture tools arrayed about the room gleamed sharp and clean. Delaroche must have scoured the dungeons of castles across the breadth of Europe to acquire his toys, which looked like they included not only the full collection of the Marquis de Sade, but a representative sampling of the best the Inquisition had to offer. In his quick sweep of the room—it wouldn’t do to take his eyes off Delaroche for too long—Richard noted no fewer than two iron maidens, thumbscrews in ten different sizes, and a deluxe rack. Delaroche greeted each implement of torture personally—as far as Richard could make out, he hadn’t named them (though Richard wouldn’t have put it past him to do that), but he stopped by each one to touch spikes and grind levers with macabre tenderness.

Across the room, Delaroche carefully eased a double-headed ax onto a specially designed stand that showed off both blades to their best advantage. “Where shall we begin?” Delaroche mused, crossing his arms across his chest, as he strutted toward Richard. Richard had rather hoped he wouldn’t get to that stage for a while yet. Didn’t he have more instruments of torture to caress first? “Something appropriate, something tasteful. Torture is an art, you know,” Delaroche chided. “A skill that must be practiced with care and finesse. What is it that you use in your English prisons? The rack? Your fists?”