‘Still, that’s not her fault — but it is yours that we’re landed with her for Christmas,’ Jude said. ‘You’ll have to look after her and see she doesn’t make a huge nuisance of herself until we can get her out of here — and also has a bit of fun, too.’

‘That’s a tall order — but Michael might do the trick. He’s a good-looking guy and a well-known actor and she seems to be turning her sights on him a bit, did you notice?’

Jude nodded. ‘Yes, she was wittering on about acting and some TV commercial she’d been in. Okay, let’s foist her onto him, that should keep her happy and occupied.’

‘That’s so unfair — Michael’s way too nice for Coco!’ I exclaimed unguardedly and they both looked at me.

‘Have you got your eye on him too? You’ll have to work fast if you don’t want Coco to cut you out,’ advised Guy. ‘You haven’t seen her when she swings into action!’

‘Don’t be silly, I barely know the man,’ I snapped. ‘But I can see he’s good-natured and kind, which is more than can be said of you two!’

‘Attagirl,’ commended Tilda drowsily from the sofa. Then she swung her tiny feet off it and slid them into her marabou and velvet mules. ‘Well, I’m glad you two boys are friends again.’

‘I wouldn’t go quite that far,’ Jude said, but when she insisted on them shaking hands he did so and even allowed a relieved Guy to thump him affectionately on the back.

‘Pax?’ Guy said hopefully.

‘Pax,’ Jude agreed.

‘Have I missed something?’ asked Noël, who had been snoring away on his own sofa like a small buzz-saw for the last ten minutes.

‘The boys are friends again, Noël, and I think I will go and have a little rest on my bed now,’ Tilda said. ‘What are the rest of you going to do this afternoon?’

‘I’m going down to the studio for an hour or two,’ Jude said. ‘Make sure everything is all right.’

‘You could have walked down there with Michael and Coco,’ Noël pointed out.

‘I could, but I didn’t want to.’

‘Can I come with you, Uncle Jude?’ asked Jess.

‘Yes, if you wrap up warmly.’

‘And Holly, too?’

‘Oh no,’ I said quickly, ‘I’ll be glad of some time to myself in the kitchen, there’s lots to do.’

‘You never stop,’ Becca commented. ‘Cooking seems to me to be very hard work!’

‘It is, and especially hard on the feet: that’s why I usually have a rest from it over the winter. But I do like cooking and I’ve never catered for a large Christmas house-party before, so all this is a novelty and a challenge.’

Jess said, ‘Holly’s writing a cookery book, but she hasn’t thought of a good title yet.’

‘We could have a brainstorming session later,’ suggested Guy.

‘Thanks, but I’ll storm my own brain in due course,’ I replied and retired to the comforting ambience of the kitchen. Merlin went with me, though he did cast a ‘my loyalties are divided’ look back at Jude. He’s so much happier when we’re in the same room — and I’m starting to get the feeling that Jess is, too!

I added more vegetables to the soup pot and put it on the Aga, then did a bit of food prepping for later, including bringing the turkey into the kitchen to come to room temperature for tomorrow. But really what I wanted to do was search among the recipe books on the shelf to see if I could find anything like the Revel Cakes that Nancy at the pub had described. And the very first book on the shelf, the big, fat, red hardback copy of Mrs Beeton, turned out instead to be a box, full of handwritten recipes and cuttings from magazines and newspapers: quite fascinating! This kind of thing is like treasure trove to a keen cook.

The Revel Cake recipe was in there, written in a faded copper-plate hand on thick cream paper. I copied it out into my own notebook and put the original back into the box. It seemed to be a spicy bun mixture, with one or two additions, like saffron and a sprinkle of chopped candied peel on top, and I expect it evolved into that over centuries from something very much plainer. You pulled the dough into a long roll and then made little concentric coils, like fossil ammonites. If I was here long enough and had the time, I could make and freeze batches to leave for Twelfth Night. I wondered how many would be needed?

The house seemed to have gone pleasantly peaceful and when I put my head through the sitting room door it was empty, apart from Becca, stretched out asleep on the largest of the sofas. There must be something naturally soporific oozing out of the walls.

I could hear the TV from the morning room, some kind of sport, going by the roars, so Guy was probably in there with Noël.

I threw another log on the fire and then retired to the kitchen again, this time to read a bit more of Gran’s latest journal. Now I’d met Jude Martland and his attractively untrustworthy brother, I even more urgently wanted to discover if Gran really had been pregnant and, if so, whether Ned was going to offer to do the right thing by her. I can’t say it was looking very promising at the moment and if Guy is really like his uncle, then Ned can’t have had any staying power whatsoever. And in that case, I really wouldn’t want to find I was even distantly related to his family!

But if my mother was Ned Martland’s daughter, then my grandfather was the brother of Jude and Guy’s father, which would make us cousins — removed cousins it’s true, though not, if Ned abandoned Gran, far enough for my liking!

Then I thought of dear Noël, Becca, Jess and even Tilda, who I am growing fond of despite her being such an old toot, and realised that I wouldn’t mind being related to them at all.

I restrained the urge to skim forward in the journal, but settled down with my fingers crossed, hoping that maybe Gran wasn’t pregnant after all, broke up with the untrustworthy-sounding Ned, and married my grandfather instead.

Unfortunately, everything in the journal pointed to a different conclusion — as did my mother’s birth certificate when I went upstairs and had a rummage in the trunk and found it. This was probably why I was a bit short with Jude when he and Jess came back, bringing a breath of chilly air with them.

Jess said she’d made a snowman while Jude had been messing about in his studio, and that the mill pond was almost completely frozen over.

I shivered: ‘You didn’t go on the ice, did you?’

‘No, I wanted to, but Uncle Jude told me not to.’

‘What’s the delicious smell? And are those scones?’ Jude asked hungrily.

‘It’s just the soup — I like to keep a big pot going in winter. And the scones are cheese ones for tea. I was just about to take them through to the sitting room. I thought Tilda might be down by now.’

‘Whatever I ought to be paying you, you’d be worth it,’ he said sincerely, taking the tray I’d set out.

‘And as I keep telling you: you couldn’t afford me.’

He looked down at me curiously. ‘I don’t know why you’re so convinced I’m penniless.’

‘Oh, I’m sure you’re not entirely penniless, but you’re an artist with a neglected house and no live-in staff, so clearly you aren’t exactly rolling in it.’

‘It’s a lifestyle choice.’

‘What, the grubby, neglected house?’

‘No, I meant not having any staff living in. Actually,’ he added, ‘I hadn’t realised the house was getting in a mess until I came back and saw how much better it looked now.’

‘You shouldn’t have been so stingy and paid Sharon a bit more, then. She wasn’t exactly going to bust a gut for half the minimum wage, was she?’

‘Is that what she told you I paid her?’

‘Yes, and no Christmas bonus either. Do you mean — it wasn’t true?’

He laughed. ‘No — and so much for trying to do a good turn! When I advertised the job she came to me with a sob story about her husband being unemployed and being so angry he was taking it out on her. I felt so sorry for her I took her on — and paid her double.’

‘Double?’

‘Yes, believe it or not. Then I realised how useless she was and caught her trying to steal some of my sketches from the wastepaper basket in the study. I really wanted to get rid of her, I just didn’t know how.’

‘Oh. . then I’m sorry. I thought you were mean as well as poor,’ I apologised.

‘Uncle Jude’s got lots of money, Holly,’ Jess said. ‘Mummy says his sculptures sell for ridiculous amounts and he’s rolling in it.’

Jude gave me the strangely attractive smile that softened the hard line of his mouth and quirked it up at one corner. ‘You didn’t think Coco wanted me for my good looks alone, did you? So yes, whatever your charges are, I could pay them. But since you won’t accept that, I’m under an obligation to you.’

‘You needn’t be, because I’m not doing it for you.’

‘I know, but I still feel under an obligation. I’ll just have to find another way to pay you.’

I discovered I was still staring up (a novelty in itself) into his gold-flecked dark eyes and hastily looked away. ‘Did you see Coco and Michael?’

‘No, but everyone else is in the sitting room. I thought they’d be back by now, but they must have gone on to the village.’

‘I hope Coco doesn’t try anything silly.’

‘Michael seems the sensible kind, I don’t suppose he’d let her.’

‘What are we having for dinner tonight?’ asked Jess, getting on to something she considered more important.

‘Pheasant pie with redcurrant jelly and winter vegetables. I’m making great inroads into the frozen pheasants. And we’ll have the trifle for pudding, if you help me whip the cream and sprinkle hundreds and thousands on it later.’

‘Or we can use squirty cream, that’s my favourite.’

‘Yes, I noticed and I got the last of Mrs Comfort’s stock, so you can use as much as you want to.’

‘Cool! But I don’t know if I like pheasant pie.’

‘You can try it and see, and if not, I’m bringing the ham through as well so we can take the first cut at that: it’s a monster and should last for days.’

Eventually the remains would turn into pea and ham soup, my favourite — if I was here long enough to make it.

I slipped out of the back door later and made for the track up the hill to call Laura, but the snow had drifted across it quite deeply in places and the signal was still poor when I had to stop. Then we kept getting cut off, which was frustrating.

I managed to tell her about the ghastly Coco and the handsome love-rat Guy landing on me. ‘And if Guy is like Ned Martland, as they keep telling me he is, then I can understand why poor Gran fell for him, though it’s looking more and more as though he got her pregnant and then abandoned her, just as I feared.’

I lost the signal then, but when I got her back I dropped the final bombshell: ‘But the icing on the cupcake of life is that Jude Martland turned up late last night, too!’

‘But he was supposed to be in America, wasn’t he?’

‘Yes, but he thought I was a cold-hearted, money-grubbing bitch who wouldn’t look after his aunt and uncle after Tilda had her accident!’ I said indignantly. ‘So he just got on the first plane home. And I like him even less in person than I did on the phone, if that’s possible.’

‘Hasn’t he got any redeeming features?’

‘He might have one or two,’ I admitted reluctantly, ‘but the annoying parts outweigh them.’

‘So, why aren’t you on your way home, then?’

‘We seem to be snowed in and none of us can escape, unless we get a sudden thaw.’

‘Sounds like a fun house-party, then!’

‘Yes, I agreed glumly. ‘The only good thing is that Jude brought an actor called Michael Whiston with him.’

‘Oh, I’ve heard of him, he’s very attractive!’

‘Yes he is, and also a really nice man and — oh, damn!’ The connection had cut for the third time, so when I got her back I said, ‘This is hopeless, so I’ll give up and try again tomorrow. Give my love to the family.’

‘And Sam?’ she asked hopefully, but then the signal symbol vanished once more and I shoved the phone back into my pocket and trudged back down the hill, where no-one except Merlin had noticed my absence.

The afternoon was beginning to grow dark and I, at least, was getting worried about Michael and Coco, when the familiar tractor appeared up the drive, this time with a gritting trailer behind it and a youth at the wheel who I guessed from his silver-gilt hair to be George’s son, Liam.

Crammed into the cab with him were our two missing refugees. By the time I’d opened the door, Liam was helping a drunk, tearstained and dishevelled Coco out of the cab, followed by Michael, who was looking long-suffering and carrying one of Oriel Comfort’s inspirational hessian bags: Raindrops Are God’s Tears of Joy.